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2.
There are two general meanings.

1. The absence of a sexuality, most notably in humans. Some may just not be sexuallly attracted to others, otehrs may completely lack a sex drive or sexual desires. Common misconceptions are that such people have suffered sexual abuse, are emotionally frigid, are closet homosexuals, masturbate ten times a day, are too ugly to get in a sexual relationship or are impotent. This, more often than not, does not apply.

2. Without sexual intercourse. For example, cells (be it nerve cells, bacteria or other protozoa such as amoeba) reproduce via mitosis (or dividing) as opposed to sexual reproduction. The result tends to be two cells of exactly the same genetic structure as the 'parent cell', though genetic mutation can occur if the DNA is duplicated incorrectly.

Connected words/phrases: asexuality, sexuality, sexual, mitosis, cell division, queer (asexuality is considered a queer sexuality. This is not a negatiive connotation, only meaning 'different').
1. I am not a closet homosexual, I am not impotent, I have not been sexually abused, I am not emotionally frigid, I don't masturbate ten times a day, and while I am one ugly bastard peopel round here are so easy I could get nookie the second I want it. I just don't want it. I am asexual.

2. Apart from rare cases where cells reproduce via meiosis (splitting into four cells), most cells reproduce via mitosis. Originally the human body is just one zygote cell, two gamete cells fused together. At adulthood, there are millions or perhaps billions of cells all with different purposes, nerves, muscle, skin, brain tissue... This is all possible due to mitosis, the non-sexual reproduction of the cells themselves. However, the human body requires sexual reproduction for the initial cell. An example without this is bacteria, which have no form of intercourse and simply divide. This is asexual reproduction.
by Michael Turner December 14, 2005
 
15.
Someone who is not attracted to men or women.
Oprah is like a starfish, therefore she is asexual.
by It's James November 30, 2010
 
16.
not being a flaming homosexual or a straight hetero; a very, very, sexually confused soul
He's not gay, he's just a-sexual
by Kevin Azzir-Hakim March 02, 2007
 
17.
A person who is giving up on it all. Not liking male nor female.
i hate guys, but im not going lesbian.... im not going to be a-sexual!
by Jennifer Gangster December 10, 2006
 
18.
A living organism who
A)is flat out not interested,
B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,
C)is capable of reproducing by itself, or
D)has looking into the details of having sex, and simply doesn't find it worth it.
A)Jake can stare at a naked girl for hours and not get hard for even the slightest second. I wish I could do that!
B)Poor Bill was raped by his father during his childhood, so don't ask him out unless he seems interested.
C)Many microorganisms, as well as worms and a certain breed of snake are capable of creating babies all by themselves.
D)John is a smart asexual. He knows that a relationship isn't worth a breakup, an STD, punishment, or, heaven forbid, AIDs.
by Gulstab February 14, 2008
 
19.
a term commonly used to fuck with people that you never see/may never see again
that patrick angelo, he must be asexual.
by justsomeoneyouknow December 13, 2010
 
20.
Will have sex with anyone but Daniel Sanchez.
I would go out with you Daniel, but I'm asexual.

We could be friends! I'm sorry I'm such a faggot(asexual).
by iamthecakeboss August 17, 2009
 
21.
someone who knows sex is of the devil.
shea has been asexual since his boyfriend cheated on him, and from then on knew it was a sin.
by kaitlin1191 April 27, 2008