(Anal Shaft Driving Syndrome)
When a man is so infatuated with the idea of anal sex, he is constanty talking about it, practicing on stuffed animals, and watching porn just so he can get it right.
(music playing on radio:
A$$ by Big Sean)

Jerry: Dude! I love this song!!
Herbert: Jerry stop it before you get ASDS!
Jerry: Don't worry, I won't fall off the deep end like Fred.

Meanwhile Fred's House....
Fred: Awwwwww Yeahhhh (he exclaims as he rapes the back end on a teddy bear for practice)
by bergie404 March 31, 2012
Top Definition
asd is the sequence of 3 letters on keyboards of many countries (europe).
In netgaming asd is often used as a spammy word that doesnt really mean nothing 8]
billy ate zio's granade
billy: lol!
zio: asdasdasd :D
billy: asd
by m4tt August 28, 2004
Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.
She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.
by brendan May 13, 2004
1. A spam word that doesn't mean anything, but more than often typed in a spamming frenzy.
2. American Sign-language for the Deaf.
Ritifo has taken the Blood Eagle flag!
Ritifo: li3k pmfg i pwn j00 guys!
Dispose introduces Ritifo to the spinfusor.
Dispose: LoL.
Ritifo: OMG HAXER!!1
Ritifo: asdasf
Ritifo: dfdsf
Ritifo: asd
by Ritifo January 23, 2005
Random typing on european keyboards. Mostly used during period of total frenziness while chatting with friends.
Ayu: ... and it fell from the stairs. :D
Tal: LOL!
Ayu: ahahah such an idiot
Aki: XD
Tal: lool
Tal: dghmsrkgjesjfkmsrkfemafs
Aki: kiyumnrgdsdcds
Ayu: selkfwjfhrwjfekfsrlkfe
Tal: gfksritrkiw

...and so on
by Taliesin_the_Evildragoon June 05, 2005
Italian word for lol
- Crushridge World of Warcraft server (EU)

A: lol
B: asd
C: Stupid Italian
by Dutchy April 24, 2005
After School Dump
Bro 1:Yo man I ate some bad fried chicken now I gotta take an ASD
Bro 2:What do you expect? It's the schools FRIED CHICKEN!
by Tommy-sun21 December 13, 2010
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