Asparagussy 

A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)

A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.

"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"

So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.

Asparagussy by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022

AsparDame 

The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.

My AsparDame took me out shopping for new socks and dinner at Applebees. She treats me right.

AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018

Aspartame Daddy 

Not quite rich enough to be a Sugar Daddy.

He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.

Aspartame Daddy by Necromantia April 1, 2016

Asparagussy 

Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.

Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.

Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.

Asparagussy by AM-VA August 30, 2023

aspara-gas 

The strong urinary odor that occurs after eating asparagas.

She never cared for asparagas and particularly disliked the inevitable aspara-gas that came even after eating a tiny bite.

aspara-gas by 1111LP July 12, 2009

ASPCA

An organization that unlike PETA, actually helps out animals and does a better job of fighting animal cruelty than PETA does.

Man, look how much ASPCA has accomplished in fighting animal cruelty!

ASPCA by Kosaku February 8, 2012

asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008