ASB bank

A bank in new zealand that is trying to replace people with with machines and computers and claims to have the best customer service when you dont actualy talk to people, because they tell you to use the atm or fast deposit bags.

teller: hi welcome to ASB bank how can i help you

client : umm id like to make a deposit

teller: have you used a fast deposit before?

client : dose goldstein use them

teller : excuse me ?

client : never mind

teller: well anyway its realy easy just fill this box in and this box in and draw a line from here to here and fill this box in and put your number here.

client: seams like alot of effort, hows this helping me ?

teller : you save 40 cents and i dont have to do anything.

client : gee thanks

by itunes101 September 13, 2010

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ASB

Age/Sex/BirthPlace
A different approach at ASL, but if you tell someone ASB instead, they won't know what to say.

1: what's your ASL?
2: What's your ASB?
1: -stops talking, leaves-

by Jojelly September 9, 2008

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asbe lonker

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003

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Mon kharab koris na o abar fire asbe 🔥

A well know Bengali meme about a group of boys who try to cheer up their friend who just broke up with his girlfriend. It means "Don't be sad. She will return again."

Guy 1: Bhai ami oke chara ki kore bachbo? (How will I live without her?)
Guy 2: Bhai Mon kharab koris na o abar fire asbe 🔥

by kanchen April 6, 2023

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National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022

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