Asbe is what happens when a unstoppable force meets a immovable object… realistically it’s a paradox in on itself no one knows it could be nothing, or EVERYTHING!?! it has omnipotence to it!
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by Gyea mon August 23, 2022
all snap back, on snapchat when you want to talk to someone so you may sent a asb to multiple people so they know you want to talk to someone
by ~|~|~|~ January 14, 2020
"Alien Space Bats," an utterly ridiculous deus ex machina, usually mentioned ironically as an explanation for some completely implausible event in althist.
Per Wiki, the term was coined by the late Alison Brooks on the usenet group soc.history.what-if to debunk the idea that Germany could have ever successfully invaded the United Kingdom during World War II.
Per Wiki, the term was coined by the late Alison Brooks on the usenet group soc.history.what-if to debunk the idea that Germany could have ever successfully invaded the United Kingdom during World War II.
In my next novel, Iraq wins the war and Saddam makes passionate love to the First Lady on the steps of the Library of Congress... or is that too ASBs?
by Hunter Thompson August 9, 2010
"Attention Seeking Behavior". Refers to people who constantly need attention and do stupid and pathetic things to get attention. Doing anything to intentionaly draw attention to ones self for gratification.
Girls who make out with other girls for attention.
"Did you see that outfit she was wearing today? You could see right through it."
"That girl has major ASB."
"Did you see that outfit she was wearing today? You could see right through it."
"That girl has major ASB."
by Nicole M. Carr March 26, 2007
Associated Student Body. A high school group that goes through everything together. They have ups and downs but it doesn't matter because we will always be by each others side. They are a family.
GG asb, they are unforgettable.
by SPC '10-'11 August 23, 2010
uploading a pic of your new necklace youve just bought , but it shows mostly your tits , obviously seeking attention asb
by blair renata September 10, 2014
Amazing story bro. For when CSB doesn't really get across how sarcastic you are being about the intresting nature of a story.
by andreh January 3, 2011