ASAFP 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

ASAFP 

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

ASAFP 

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

ASAFP by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

ASAFP 

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

ASAFP by MJM27 November 17, 2009

ASAFP 

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

ASAFP by urmommycock August 4, 2011

ASAFP 

acronym for As Soon as Financially Possible

Man I gotta go to Amsterdam ASAP man.... well, i mean ASAFP i gotta stack up first.

ASAFP by Beerdedbeest December 15, 2006

ASAP Yams 

Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.

RIP ASAP YAMS 1988-2015

ASAP Yams by EAZYIZBACK January 19, 2015