as long as i have a hole in my arse 

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

as long as i have a hole in my arse by Rpg July 24, 2006

As long as the trees grow 

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

As long as the trees grow by musicishigh November 7, 2016

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. 

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

As long as we tracking. 

Military parlance for “do we understand each other”?

Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.

As long as we tracking. by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023

As long as you can live with it 

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.

Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

As long as you can live with it by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024

As Long As Your Happy Bro 

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

As Long As Your Happy Bro by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

One arm as long as the other

Basically turning up somewhere with nothing to give when something is expected. i.e coming to a party empty handed. Irish in origin

Jim: "Dave arrived in late to the wedding yesterday, the clown"

John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"

Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"

One arm as long as the other by farkell August 21, 2011