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tight as a fishes ass hole 

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!
Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!

as long as i have a hole in my arse 

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
A person with symptoms of multiple personality disorder who uses their multiple personalities to harass and annoy others online. A person who steals other people's work online and calls it their own under another one of their names.
Ashleigh is an ashole who used her multiple personality alias "Rusello" to write a bad review on many people's fanfiction and fanart. That ashole is making a lot of enemies online by taking other people's art and calling it her own. Ashleigh the ashole downloaded hentai anime for the pleasure of one of her multiple personalites named "Chris".
Ashole by BHart March 9, 2007
Someone who gets ash from a cigarette on you.
John: Dude i'm not an ashtray, quit being an ashole.
Ashole by Highena September 10, 2010
Certain stinkey person that cannot refrain from passing stinkey farts at or against people or persons. These farts have a distinctive smell and have a good nose when sniffed deeply. This brothers role model is a professional in the rear end business.
Eeaww:Phew, thats stinkey!
Ashole: Ha ha, that was me.
Ashole by Stinkey101 July 30, 2009
a girl wit a nigga mentality livin savagely ruthless wit no remorse/usually actin like da nigga n a relationship wit a simp ass nigga.
Nigga: Damn girl, i was ready fo da 2nd round so i cud get mines.. U really go jus get up n leave like that?? Can u please stay?

Girl: Fuck nah! Nigga u muthafuckin right i'm leavin!! I got mines!! U kno ima ashole wit it.. I do it movin cuhz slow niggas get left!!
ashole by A. Steez August 10, 2009