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Art Fuckery 

Someone who defiles the meaning of art with their trendy and/or hipster bullshit.
The scene kid's art show composed of facebook pictures and glitter was art fuckery.
Art Fuckery by confuzed1 December 7, 2010

the art of fucking yourself 

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.
I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.

O Fucker, Where Art Thou? 

1. When you're bored and realise you might as well get off your ass and go look for your asshole friend.

2. Something to ask your asshole friend over the cellphone when you want to meet up.

3. A great movie about by St. John the Baptist De La Salle.

4. When you sober up and realise that your asshole friend ditched you in the middle of a boring party.
1 - Shit the TV is broken. FRAAAANK?! FRAAAANK.

2 - Hey, is Zob there? Zob, that you? O Fucker, Where Art Thou? GET YOUR ASS HERE PRONTO.

3 - The joke is on you guys, the joke is on you! The uppers are leaving and so are you!

4 - Meglhlghlg. Ugh. My head. Where are my pants? FRAAAAAANK.

artfucker 

similar to in artfag, an artfucker is one who is very involved in art and the local art scene. unlike the word artfag, however, artfucker specifically refers to someone who is arrogant and self-indulgent in making and talking about their art and art in general.
"God, did you hear that artfucker today? She wouldn't stop talking about her own technique!"

"I know, she was terrible! And the way she wouldn't even consider another person's piece."
artfucker by deadcatz March 16, 2010
A person who's entire life revolves around the local and national art scene. Usually used as a term in underground circles. See artfag. Usually shows an elitist attitude, surrounding themselves with other artists and musicians.
"That guy's work is amazing, but he's such an artfuck!"
artfuck by bobrock5000 November 24, 2004
1.An uninspired, dull, or derivative artwork; one that does shame to the very concept of art. Music can often be an artfuck, something that tries all too hard to be "dark" or "brtual" and ends up just insulting the genre it's imitating.
See: pop goth, trendcore, pop punk, nu metal

2.Title of a Virgin Prunes album, "Artfuck: a Compilation of Rarities"
30 Seconds to Mars' latest album is SUCH an artfuck! It comes off like a dark, surreal concept album written by a bunch of drunken frat boys!
artfuck by Evil Ed 667 March 5, 2007