A football team from London founded in 1886. Won 13 premier leagues and dozens of other honours, famous for going a whole league season unbeaten in 2004, since the 2005 FA Cup victory though, Arsenal have not been as good, failing to win any trophies (CORRECT AS OF 2011) and losing in finals, and despite being title contenders every season they screw it up near the end of the season and end up finishing third or fourth, further trophies still remain likely in the future for this club.
Arsenal have just blown their remaining title hopes today (24/4/2011) after losing 2-1 away to Bolton Wanderers
A very successful football club based in North London, the most boring team in England until a Frenchmen who looks suspiciously like a paedophile turnt up, bought in lots of ugly black men and taught them to play football with a bunch of bananas as a treat for a victory. In 2005 Arsenal moved for the second time in their history which makes them the pikeys of the Premier Leauge, along with West Ham of course. Arsenal left their 'stadium' called Highbury, often referred to as the Libary due to the complete lack of atmosphere, passion and noise the 'fans' create. They spent millions of pounds on a new stadium which looks fantastic, however the same old problems exist, the fans seem to unfold and place down red/white checked picnic blankets and eat small triangle shaped lemon curd sandwiches rather than support their side. Players who leave Arsenal often comment on the lacklustre supports, their manager is a suspected paedophile and their ex chairman David Dein is a crooked Jew along with the corrupt Scudamore.
James - 'I was watching a nature program last night, apes are so intelligent and that Attenborough has balls of steel.'
Luke - 'I was watching Arsenal, Wenger is like Dr Dolittle or someone, they playing some good football ya know? It's like watching a monkeys tea party.'
An ass that is big, nice, and round. Commonly found on girls of African decent and the most attractive white girls. Derived from the word arse. An arsenal can be identified by its large size and perfectly round shape.
1. Beyonce has such a nice arsenal.
2. Yo bro, look at dat arsenal bounce!
Arse. I mean the clues in the name, how hard is it to realise how crap they are . 8 years without silver wear (and no the emirates cup doesn't count) 8 dry years
Football fan 1: 147-0, what kind of shitty team could lose so badly?
Football fan 2: ...arsenal...
The Very fucked up side of North London.
1.These Arsenal fuckers play like young Sissies
(n)Also known as the Devil
, is a football team located in north London. They are known because Arsenal has a fame of buying the soul of young players. They are managed by Frenchman
, Arsene Wenger
who, like the French
in many international conflicts, gives up before they are able to win any honors. Additionally, many of the players a rumored to be gay, for example goalkeeper Manuel Almunia. This has led to Arsenal and its fan hating their rivals, the Tottenham Hotspurs because they have a rooster in their team emblem.
"Arsenal just dropped 3 points. When will Arsene Wenger learn that by giving up you don't actually win.
"If you need to do more than just piss, go inside that little cubicle where there's an arsenal waiting for you."