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My arse grapes are playing me up.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.
Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.
by tommus February 28, 2006