When you are afraid to fish a tournament and you make up any excuse but at the end of the night you are at the bar trying to fuck a fat bitch.
by Chetelliott22 August 14, 2017
A man who claims what does not belong to him, a thieving conniving man who will literally steal the ground right out from beneath your feet, who is also surprisingly not that strong
by bitter whore June 28, 2010
THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.
by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 30, 2022
Armstrong's Law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between Americans and non Americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent America is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the American to arbitrarily bring up the US moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically.
Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed
Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)
Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.
Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed
Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)
Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.
"There are two types of country. Ones with socialized healthcare, and ones who have walked on the moon."
"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."
"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."
"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."
"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."
by Erik_Meijer October 14, 2015
This is the "mirror image" twin sister of Palmala Handerson. When Palmala Handerson gets tired, you can switch to her twin.
by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017
Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.
by OHNOTHEYRECOMING October 22, 2015
U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022