Ashington 

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.

On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.

Ashington by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Arlington 

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.

"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"

Arlington by bovach March 18, 2009

Arlington Heights 

A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.

Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.

jack : where are you from?

ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away

Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh

Arlington Heights by 4178@9?336/! May 12, 2019

Ashington 

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall

"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"

Ashington by ashingtoon February 1, 2009

Farmington Tickler 

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

Farmington Tickler by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

Arlington, VA 

Across the Potomac from DC, is one of the wealthiest counties in the country as well as the smallest county in the world. Known mainly for its cemetary and the pentagon. It is where some of the best schools are located, and everything within it is reachable by car in under 15 minutes, by far one of the sweetest places to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. In the northern part you can find a mix between the high-rises, brick colonials that are identical to those next-door and mansions. It is where you take DC being across the river for granted until you move away.

Idiot: A-town? isn't that in Georgia?
Arlingtonian: Hell no. That's ATL, A-town is Arlington, Va.

Arlington, VA by Peace Up A-town Down September 28, 2005