A fictional woman who exists solely for the purpose of pleasing, pleasuring, and caring for her significant other. She is a modern male fantasy of the meek submissive '50s housewife.
Husband: "Sweetums, if you were arealwifey, you would wash my pajamas by hand while I'm away at work. Don't forget to make dinner by five o'clock!"
Wife: "I am going to stab you with my vibrator and file for divorce."
by Gichanel January 20, 2010
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