Top Definition
A fictional woman who exists solely for the purpose of pleasing, pleasuring, and caring for her significant other. She is a modern male fantasy of the meek submissive '50s housewife.
Husband: "Sweetums, if you were arealwifey, you would wash my pajamas by hand while I'm away at work. Don't forget to make dinner by five o'clock!"
Wife: "I am going to stab you with my vibrator and file for divorce."
by Gichanel January 20, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt