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Archers Rights 

After you've had a sexual encounter with a lady at her own home, convince your lady lover that you should both run around the block naked (leaving through the front door). When at the door "preparing" yourself to do said naked run, make sure the lady is infront of you, when you open the door (every gentleman should open a door for a lady) quickly push her outside naked and close the door behind her. You now have full roam of her house and she is locked outside her own home naked. Winning. You will forever be a legend among your group of friends.
That hot milf took me back to her place last night, after I pulled an amazing Mexican Avalanche on her we were stood facing the front door, it was then I took to opportunity to claim my Archers Rights! Little annoyed she had no crisps though...
Archers Rights by pidgetlover July 28, 2015
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Archers of Loaf 

Possibly the greatest Indie Rock band in the World. Hailing from Chapel Hill, North Carolina. These guys MADE the scene in North Carolina. Spawning many other bands in the Noise Indie genre, such as Polvo and Superchunk.
Did you go see the AoL show? It was teriff!
Archers of Loaf by Zorlock April 25, 2005

archers finger

the process of getting your girlfriend so pissed on peach shnapps she allows you to stick your finger up her bottom.which invariably leads to the archery cum digger.
man,i gave zoe the archers finger last night.but now i've got a smelly finger
archers finger by dirker March 12, 2009

Archers new rival 

Amazing Screamo/Indie/Rock band!
I'm going to the Archers New Rival show on Friday because last time some guy broke his hand in the mosh pit... it was crazy!?
Archers new rival by Joenamouth April 21, 2006

Archers vs Tanks 

A quite common dilemma seen in most RTSes that range a very wide historical timeline, i.e. Empire Earth. The term is derived from a certain situation from said game, where you could often see Swordsmen fighting WWII Marines, Trebuchets laying siege to "Laser Walls", or effectively, Archers vs. Tanks. This situation, while not really gameplay affecting in most cases, is still very odd to see, as it substracts realism to the game, which is something many, if not a lot of players, care about.

If I were to make one such game, my solutions would be:

- Divide the game into different parts or "Ages" and associate the corresponding units and techs to each, as if you had # games in one. It would be more or less like Prehistory to Classic Age, then Dark Age to Renaissance, and so on. You could still mix archers with tanks in the Editor for a time travel scenario. =D

- Old units would degrade over time, then die. It might not sound fun, albeit it would add more realism in spite of "random fun".

- Archers would get firearms - yes, I'm speaking of automatic upgrading. Keeping the fun and military strength in spite of some logics.
"I have the same issue with balance in this game. How do spearmen take out B52 bombers? I just don't get it. And archers vs tanks is just never going to happen. It would be nice if there was a way that people customize the balance to be a tad more realistic." -Quoted from a user from Gameguru Mania, about Rise of Nations.
Archers vs Tanks by OtmShankIiI November 7, 2009

Archers bathroom 

Verb.

The act of having sex in a public restroom.
I took Nikki out to eat and then we went out to eat and we archers bathroom'd, if you know what i mean!

unleash the archers 

A sickass,fabulous most awesome power metal band to grace this planet fronted by Brittney slays just listen to cleanse the bloodlines or test your metal
Man unleash the archers is one of the best power metal band out there