arborphile 

Noun- those people who pridefully dawn those bumper stickers that say: " I (heart) WOOD!" They have a rather unhealthy relationship with anything made of wood.

Look at that arborphile...buying up all of the wood and sending it to those places that make toilet paper and stuff. Geez what an arborphile...

arborphile by MissDressofDistress September 17, 2008

arborphilia 

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

arborphilia by webstepz February 2, 2007

Arsophile 

Someone who is very particular about the way his/her bum looks. Someone having a love for arses or butts.

He works out well because he's such an arsophile. He even bought expensive underwear to dress his butt well!

Arsophile by Doveye October 16, 2014

argophile 

A highly productive but lethargic person. Someone ironically capable of quickly completing work even though s/he generally dislikes doing them in the first place.

"Sean's been complaining about this job for years. I barely see him work and yet he still gets paid in full!? Why haven't we fired him yet?"
"He's an argophile; he never missed a deadline, he hasn't hurt the company, and that works for me."

argophile by JMcdo November 27, 2021

arborophile 

A person who likes trees. A lot. Most people don't go around getting it on with the foliage, so it's usually used as an insult.

Bro #1: Shit man look at this tree! THOSE BRANCHES.
Bro #2: Mang you are such an arborophile.

arborophile by Skulll May 17, 2010

argophile 

a person who does not like to work; one who prefers idleness to work.

Argophiles can never succeed in life.

argophile by uttam maharjan August 19, 2012

Ariophile 

Someone who loves writing and art and the coronavirus but hates grammer and using non-mixed colours and cofrences about the coronavirus

Johnny: your such an ariophile
Max: it makes sense for you to say it because you have ariophobia

Ariophile by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 23, 2020