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Noun- those people who pridefully dawn those bumper stickers that say: " I (heart) WOOD!" They have a rather unhealthy relationship with anything made of wood.
Look at that arborphile...buying up all of the wood and sending it to those places that make toilet paper and stuff. Geez what an arborphile...
by MissDressofDistress September 05, 2006

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