arborophile 

A person who likes trees. A lot. Most people don't go around getting it on with the foliage, so it's usually used as an insult.

Bro #1: Shit man look at this tree! THOSE BRANCHES.
Bro #2: Mang you are such an arborophile.

arborophile by Skulll May 17, 2010

arborphilia 

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

arborphilia by webstepz February 2, 2007

arborphile 

Noun- those people who pridefully dawn those bumper stickers that say: " I (heart) WOOD!" They have a rather unhealthy relationship with anything made of wood.

Look at that arborphile...buying up all of the wood and sending it to those places that make toilet paper and stuff. Geez what an arborphile...

arborphile by MissDressofDistress September 17, 2008