Top Definition
Take shit in condom, place in microwave for 1 minute minimum. then use as pleasure device.
Person 1: That arabian pipeline you gave me last night made me cum so hard!

Person 2: Yeah, I saved up my shit for a month so I used a magnum XL.

Person 1: Next time make it even hotter
by SandMonkeyLover September 26, 2012

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