Take shit in condom, place in microwave for 1 minute minimum. then use as pleasure device.
Person 1: That arabian pipeline
you gave me last night made me cum
Person 2: Yeah, I saved up my shit
for a month so I used a magnum
Person 1: Next time make it even hotter
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug