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1 - One of the most popular and loved Characters from the Animated sitcom the simpsons runs the Kwik-E-Mart with his Brother Sanjay. Was a member of the barbershop quartet the bee sharps. He is currently married to Manjula and a proud father of Octuplets. Apu is voiced by hank azaria

2 - The Finnish word for "Help"
"Thank you pleae come again"
"he slept he stole, he was rude to the customers, still there goes the best damned employee a kwik e mart could get".

"apu, apu my car has broken down near Helsinki, apu please im late for work"
by Brother Number One June 06, 2005
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Simpsons character based on Satyajit Ray's trilogy: Pather Panchali (1955), Aparajito (1956), and Apur Sansar. Apu's cartoon life as a convenience store manager in the US is far better than his tragic life in India. He thanks Matt Groening for getting him a visa.
"Who needs Kwiki Mart? I doooooo."
by DeliLama June 26, 2005
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Apu Nahosapeenapetalon or however u spell it , is the sex

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-Thank you come again
-no i dont eat anything that comes from an animal
- i cant believe u dont shutup!
- this is a kwikimart.. not a library!
- who needs the kwiki mart.. i .. doooo
by ELyse October 22, 2004
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1. Character from The Simpsons, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
2. Acronym standing for "As Per Usual".
Personage 1: What you been up to?
Personage 2: Nothing much, apu, you?
Personage 1: I watched the funny Simpsons episode with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
by Bob the Fourth January 06, 2007
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Azusa Pacific University. A southern california christian university with awesome ppl and the coolest president in the world, Jon Wallace!
APU rocks! Let's go say hi to J Dub!
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An Internet Relay Chat (IRC) Channel on irc.slashnet.org. The acronym stands for Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers, which are the main users of the channel.
APu has a mix of every race, even 1 closet homosexual, a blind guy, a real flaming homosexual and even a amputee!
by JohnnyFleekins August 11, 2006
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"she seems really hyper apu"
by Kyle137 August 17, 2006
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