3 definitions by Garf144

Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.

My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Goodened

The act of punching someone in the face who sorely deserves it.

The manager nagged and nagged his employee until he had had enough, so he Goodened him. The rest of the employees rejoiced.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Kennethed

When you are screwed over by a co-worker. Typically, a manager.

Bob: "Man, he told me those documents would be ready. When the day came, he could not produce them. Now I look like an idiot"

Joe: "You just got Kennethed"

by Garf144 June 22, 2020