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appraisersuckup 

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.
appraisersuckup by Jake November 8, 2003

a cock appraiser 

A gay man who goes around guessing the sizes of mens penises.
What a cock appraiser, little fagget homo sits there and asking me how long is my shlong. Then he makes fun of me saying my shlong isnt long when I did'nt give him an answer. Why would he care about my penis size?
a cock appraiser by hornyHorror January 13, 2010

appraise, apprUaise, appraisE 

appraise, apprUaise, appraisE
appraise, apprUaise, appraisE

bank appraiser 

A pimps debt collector. The landlords enforcer and College Graduate- whom just moved out to new location; apartment (one bedroom, two bedroom etc). Has to plan his/her day around when he/she can have bae over for some nookie.

Definition 2: the shady character that calculates the monetary / net worth of investment (real-estate, property).
The Bank Appraiser will be over at 3 pm to observe each apartment, but it will only take 10 minutes. The landlord will be right there, so you don't have to be home.
bank appraiser by Mr. Wonderful7723 September 7, 2017

shoe appraiser 

A person who professionalizes in appraisal of shoes
I studied fashion in college to become a shoe appraiser
shoe appraiser by Knob star September 23, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026