Apply Suction

A fancier way of saying "suck my dick". Used in occasions when you may not want the person to comprehend precisely what you mean. Usually accompanied with the word "sir", such as:

"Sir; apply suction immediately."

"Time reduction or apply suction."
"Apply Suction to my penile organ"
"In any case, apply suction."

by SirBenTheInvestigator February 27, 2014