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A disease where a person uncontrolably swears..
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.

This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.
Person: "Stop swearing JORDAN !!!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"
by ania-ceggiiee September 23, 2010