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Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.
That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

appletart game 

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?
1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!
appletart game by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard 

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products
ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard
Appletard by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

Apple Tax 

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.
Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.
Apple Tax by Tim January 18, 2008

Applejax 

to completely eat all of the contents of a container, especially a house.
Hey! Don't applejax all of my brownies! I need some for tomorrow.
Applejax by teejj August 19, 2008

Apple tax 

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.
The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.