applesoz 

From the root word soz. Soz is internet slang for "sorry," with the word apple in front of it.

You: "What are we eating for dinner."
Me: "Applesoz, I don't feel like cooking right now."
You: "Applesoz huh?"
Me: "Indeed."

applesoz by MissMurphy December 22, 2007

applesolesence 

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.

"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"

applesolesence by Frank Film January 12, 2008

applesock 

when you drop two apples into a sock, it looks like a ball sack. So, hence the name apple sock for your ball sack.

DUDE, YOUR SUCH AN APPLESOCK!

applesock by sexii_bbi12 September 1, 2009

applesofucklutely

Put simply, an expression of cosmic certitude or a quality that is expressed to the nth degree.

Snoopy G. is applesofucklutely beautiful.

applesofucklutely by c. everett koop October 31, 2005

Appleson 

a gay person who sucks off a man named areodactl

man i would hate to be an Appleson

Appleson by Zach murder September 7, 2020

Applesouce 

Applesouce is the choosen one. He is born to be known in all online shoter Games, like : Crossfire, AvA, CS, e.e.

Today i saw Applesouce...
And what did he do...
I don't know i died...

Applesouce by Apples0uce April 17, 2010

Applesource 

Another word for Basically actually a God who became a queen who eventually fell off and became a member of the general populace. Applesource is generally known for making cursed edits of their friends.

‘I’m basically actually a God’ said Applesource as she opens Sketchbook Pro

Applesource by Your stardew wife July 26, 2022