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To land in the apple orchard 

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.
You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

Apple Orchard 

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.
Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it
Apple Orchard by Gomer B. August 7, 2012

Apple Orchard Crunch

Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.
Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?

Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?

Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
Apple Orchard Crunch by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026