Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.
Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.
by GroomedIntoTheSweetieSquad September 26, 2018
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person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.
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A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.
Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!
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A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.
An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.
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