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Appleplexy 

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....
While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

Applelitionist 

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.
Applelitionist by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

Sex appeal 

The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.
Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..

home state appeal

The advantage of a candidate running for national political office running in a state primary election who is generally believed to be the favorite due to their state of origin.
"Some candidates are bound to have home state appeal and be the favorite in the Presidential Election when they run in their home state."

Applelanche 

A lot of apples tumbling to the floor at once.
The word came from Avalanche. An avanlanche of apples.

Example: In a shop, the stand holding the apples, collapses sending all the apples to the floor at once.

When the stand in the store holding the apples collapsed, it sent all the apples to the floor in an Applelanche
Applelanche by Potato Implosion October 3, 2009

Ex Appeal 

A pernicious mechanism that compels one to want one's ex more than one would if that ex were a complete stranger, platonic friend, or active love interest. While some may attempt to explain ex appeal in terms of nostalgia or fear of change, the phenomenon remains an anomaly, as it could not at any moment in the history of the human race have promoted survival and so should have been squandered by selective pressures hundreds of thousands of years ago.
Brandon: Why are you still hollering at Alexandra? She got mad fat.

Reynold: She's got ex appeal.
Ex Appeal by ALFisBACKinPOGform! December 23, 2009