mexican apple thief 

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

mexican apple thief by Baru May 10, 2008

Mexican Apple Thief 

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

Mexican Apple Thief by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

mexican apple thief 

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)

I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.

mexican apple thief by jzilla May 18, 2007

Apple Juice Thief 

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.

That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.

Apple Juice Thief by KSjuice_efficianado February 28, 2009

apple juice thief 

A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor

Aka: a silo of dousch

He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.

apple juice thief by ks juice drinker March 2, 2009