When a man puts the skin from his uncercumcised penis around his lovers nose, therefore pressuring them to take a big ol whiff of stank wang
Yesterday, my sister pissed me off, so when she was asleep I ventured into her room and gave her an Appalachian snorkle......
With my dick
With my dick
by Bone dozer January 8, 2017
A euphemism for having sexual relations.
"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009
The combination of weed in any of its many forms (joint, a bowl, blunt, a really nice one-hit behind a dumpster, etc) with a strong coffee drink, such as a 4-shot iced americano. It's important for both to be administered within fifteen minutes of each other. Many people also refer to this as "morning routine".
At my place of work, I need to be able to talk to a lot of people and not want them all dead on a constant basis; if it weren't for that Appalachian Speedball I had prior to getting here, several of these people might have been needlessly murdered.
by Adaptist August 6, 2009
the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.
by Barefoot Beehotch January 24, 2009
While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant
Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow
Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt
What's that?
I'ma show yow
Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt
by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014
When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!
Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
Verb. Meaning to be off doing something you should not be doing or would not want plastered all over CNN ruining your political career, ending you marriage and making you a spotlight figure on the Colbert Report. As in Governor Sanford's walk in the woods.
Where was Steve - he was supposed to be in our morning meeting? Dude, I believe he was "Walkin The Appalachians"
by Sqrlzrus June 28, 2009