Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot 

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

'app'nyaright 

phonetically-impared short version to "it happens, you're right". the origins of the expression date from the 20s in rural Northern Scotland. it is barely used these days. used to convey agreement.

A: i fucking hate that bitch. she can be such a hellraiser sometimes

B: 'app'nyaright

'app'nyaright by mr. bellend October 8, 2010

app-noxious 

iPhones and other smartphones are now capable of all kinds of amazing feats. But while our technology has developed by leaps and bounds, human nature — specifically our tendency to become obsessed with shiny new toys — hasn’t changed a whit.

Person 1: "Wow dude, I just searched that China has over 3 billion people"

Person 2: "You are so app-noxious, bro ..."

app-noxious by Steven Glossy May 13, 2009

People on this app are not Alright

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People on this app are not Alright

People on this app are not Alright by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Notes app apology 

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.

Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.

Notes app apology by I Tell The Whole Real Truth July 12, 2021

notes app apology 

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

notes app apology by one_rusty_boi April 20, 2021

National Cash App Your Girlfriend Day 

June 27th is national cash app your girlfriend day.

Cash app your girlfriend, wife, lover or fwb Amy amount between $100 bucks and $500 bucks depending on how they make you feel about them.

Aye bro, did you cash app shorty today? It’s national cash app your girlfriend day!

National Cash App Your Girlfriend Day by mattthedogbountyhunter June 27, 2022