apostrophitis 

the epidemic tendency to insert apostrophes where they do not belong

Eric has a bad case of apostrophitis- he keeps writing things like, "GREAT DEAL'S ON EVERYTHING" and "Available in 12 color's" and "He gave it back to it's owner".

apostrophitis by bethidee April 13, 2008

apostrophatarded 

(adj.), unable to use apostrophes correctly.

Get Free Drink's With Every Meal

Man, that's apostrophatarded.

apostrophatarded by Kazoo101 September 25, 2005

apostrophically challenged 

The inability to make proper use of the apostrophe, indicating either possession or contraction.

Its' maddening when apostrophically challenged office simp's cant determine when to insert an apostrophe correctly. It really fry's my ass!!!

apostrophically challenged by Toomerro February 23, 2009

Apostrophize 

To simply add apostrophes where they are needed. Most commonly used when finding errors.

Board: l examen

Me: you've got to apostrophize it.

Board: l'examen

Apostrophize by Carlierenee22 April 29, 2014

Apostrophal comma 

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.

You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

Apostrophal comma by ellebane October 23, 2011

apostrophise 

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

apostrophise by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

apostrophapathy 

n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.

Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.

apostrophapathy by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009