go commit apoptosis 

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

go commit apoptosis by n0. February 6, 2019

apophoret 

A gift given to celebrate a new year.

Peyton gave her best friend Whitney a bottle of wine as an apophoret to celebrate the new year.

apophoret by Peyyyy November 26, 2013

apoptosis 

Programmed cell death as signalled by the nuclei in normally functioning human and animal cells when age or state of cell health and condition dictates.
Cellular Suicide.

-I can't quite make out what Billy wrote down in his biology notes....ahhh, apoptosis. Of course.

apoptosis by JohnnyC February 8, 2005

Apopcock 

A guy that has really good dick from the town Apopka

Damn girl he gave me good dick and he from Apopka he get that apopcock

Apopcock by apkkilla January 25, 2019

apoponax 

The actual word for a word that has no meaning.

My boss often uses an apoponax rather than reveal that he doesn't have much of a vocabulary.

apoponax by bsssssssssssss August 6, 2010

bitchin apopo 

is a person who is quite small and bounce around 24/7 because of their smallness
they are also very cool because their smallness is the key element to their coolness

damnn man look at that tiny girl over there

yea i no, thats zoe, she is such a bitchin apopo. she so cool we goin to go see harold and kumar tonight

bitchin apopo by croatiann sensationn January 26, 2010

apopope 

syndrome, people who need to always be right about things

- No, believe me, it's not apopope

apopope by donotreallycare February 23, 2011