apoplectic 

Getting angry and frustrated to the point you lose all senses and be nothing but angry and frustrated.

You get super horny and you watch porn video but the internet disconnects, while you begin to fap furiously to stave off depression, sending you into apoplectic rage

they banned me again for not following their petty rules. They triggered my fucking apoplectic rage and i ain't gonna chill down until i fucking destroy 4chan with my super hacker online friends

apoplectic by Don'tCorrectMe August 5, 2018

apoplectic 

Someone who gets furious.

A: Didn't he tell you he smashed your car?
B: What?...I think I'll get apoplectic.

apoplectic by Przemo March 1, 2009

Appleptic 

Portmanteau of "Apple" and "Epileptic." Adj. Describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with Apple products.

Guy 1: "Dude, iPhone OS 4 looks awesome! It has multitasking and app folders!"
Guy 2: "Stop being such an Appleptic man, Android and Palm have had that for ages."

Appleptic by lovablecreeper April 9, 2010

go apoplectic 

To have a fit. To express enough fury or indignation to risk a stroke or brain aneurysm.

Shelly will go apoplectic when they tell her the diamonds are fake. She'll go apeshit insane.

go apoplectic by budser December 5, 2009

apopemptic 

of or relating to an animals' footprints for someone to fine.

It was apopemptic for those dogs to leave footprints all over those places.

apopemptic by [e-mail] December 21, 2017

Applestick 

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.

Hey, would you like an applestick.

Applestick by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020

appopleptik 

Is when you press an hold an app om you smart phone and see them wobble. The apps become appoplectik until you stop them.

Wow my phone went appopleptik in me pocket. OMG! My Amazon App is missing.

appopleptik by ausguyuk August 31, 2025