Anglish 

English without borrowed words, only original words of Germanic origins

Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.

Anglish by xercmercus July 6, 2019

AP English 

All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.

Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.

AP English by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008

AP English 

A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the final exam with 90s and 100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.

Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."

Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "I know, right?"

I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped my self.

AP English by CoolPapaBell October 12, 2013

AP English 

HELL

AP English takes place in hell.

AP English by sunnydictator September 20, 2009

Anglish 

it is the potential name of a germanised english

because some people are not content with the outcome of english they are planing to take it to it's roots so they made Anglish

Anglish by gizamo760 May 21, 2018

Anglish 

A person that has their own language that seems to be a derivative of the English language. Those closest to them will understand what they are saying but people from the outside looking in will be completely dumbfounded.

I speak Anglish Mutha Fucka! Not English!

Anglish by J.Luis March 18, 2019

AP English 

The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.

Friend: Did you sleep last night?

You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?

AP English by Richard Roggers April 21, 2014