Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.
A person that has their own language that seems to be a derivative of the English language. Those closest to them will understand what they are saying but people from the outside looking in will be completely dumbfounded.
The original form of English that is clearly superior to modern English. Ænglisċes ealde ġesċeap þæt is andġietlīċ betera þonne tōdæġes Ænglisċ. Hit ƿæs sprǣċ þæt ƿæs ealfela māra bileƿit, īeðe ond betera būtan stunt Niƿænglisċ mid eall þǣm Frenċisċes, Lǣdenes ond Crēcisċes ƿord.