An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.
"Stop fucking pushing me you goddamn ape tit!"
"Ape Tit, stop fucking pushing me."
Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"
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