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apartyment 

1) a place where four dudes pay rent but do not actually live. They only party there.

2) a really fucking dirty apartment due to the fact that 55 people were in it on halloween

3) a place where the actual residents do not spend any money on the apartment other than to pay rent. everything is stolen, borrowed, or donated.
1) "what are you doing"

"at the apartyment"

"doing what?

"partying dumb ass"

2) "where is a place people have had sex everywhere other than the kitchen including the golf course"

"The apartyment"

3) "so fellow freshman. where did you lose your virginity"

"The apartyment of course"
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parkside apartments 

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up
rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

St. Moritz Apartments 

A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.

The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.
I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....

Shared Apartment 

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".
I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

apartment pants 

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".
I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.
apartment pants by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

apartment mate 

people living within the apartment but not in your same room.
kevin: "me and my apartments mates are going to hang out tonight"

oakley girls: wtf is an apartment mate????
apartment mate by oakleygirls December 16, 2005

legs apartment 

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"
Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.
legs apartment by Glens Garage August 1, 2011