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The kind of internet you use if you live in the sticks and can't get cable internet.
I have AOL. It sucks.
by Name June 15, 2004
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absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.
"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."
by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003
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World's most popular ISP. Also world's easiest to hack ISP. And buggers up your PC if u ever try to uninstall it.

It's also a huge bulky peice of crap that eats RAM for breakfast (You have to open its own interface to connect).

Good thing is u can easily get free months & special offers by telling them u want to cancel ur account!
I use AOL coz im a n00b and I dont even know what IPS stands for and Connie only charges 60p a minute for oral sex.
by meepy August 03, 2005
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One shitty internet provider, and actually charge MORE than a provider worth getting. They made 9.0 with "extra features" available, because they are so broke they have to do anything to make a buck.
by Psych Ward Employee January 03, 2005
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Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
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America On-Line. Worst ISP in the universe, both known and unknown. Two cans with string between them will give you a better connection. Dominated by middle aged overweight housewives seeking affairs. Also home to 12 year old girls, and the 20 year old loser men who try to sleep with them. These men often are successful at getting with the jailbait, which just proves once again that our society is sick and needs a multi-megaton nuclear 'cleansing'. I say the sooner, the better.
AOL?? More like GAY-O-L!!!!!!!
by Lexicon Master October 14, 2004
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Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.
by NCW May 04, 2004
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