aol

-a crappy isp for low lifes
-they give you 1000 hours of online time dedicated for loading the first "welcome" page
-america off line
-a good source of cds to shoot/constucth things/melt/or anything else

-forget buying clay pigons, i just use aol cds
-aol cds can be used for coasters
-aol cds can be used to reflect light in someones eyes

by none July 17, 2004

aol

1) Equivalent to Hell.
2) Laggy Piece of shit.

1) AOL = America On helL
2) AOL = America On Lag

by gundamNIT January 16, 2003

aol

AOL, so easy to hack, NO WONDER its #1!

All the stupid n00b's on AOL have fake HOST names.

by BB January 27, 2004

aol

i know there are bear entrys about aol but i need 2 contribute to the downfall of the idoits which spawned this abonination and the people who use it-retards/teacher (why do i have a / inbetween?)
SMALLSCREEN
SLOW
DISCONNECTS
SLOW
THINKS IT KNOWS BEST
DISCONNECTS

aol user
"lets use the email"
"i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine"
"hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left"
"i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus"
"i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?"
"i think ill have some gay sex now"
"i think ill go to a protest about some country"

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ January 24, 2004

aol

Sues spam companies while sending out bulk CDs the next day.
Pedo heaven.

AOL:
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: OMGHI2U wanna chat!?
Stud6969: 65/M/FL
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: 11/M/FL
Stud6969: cool wuts up?

by RubMe3Times September 29, 2005

aol

An ISP that, based on it's notoriously bad reputation, has become synonymous with clueless or ignorant internet users.

"You still use AOL? Dude, my grandma uses AOL."
"I didn't know AOL still existed."

by Andrew I. September 28, 2007

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004