64
ashcroft online.

where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.
by AOHELL November 20, 2004
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An Internet Service Provider, but also
referred to as a language by some people who use other forms of chat.

The AOL "language" consists of acronyms such as:
lol
brb
lmao

And screen names such as:
cuteblondgurl69
cutiecakez69
sk8rd00d6896
lIlAzNbOi69
Practically anthing with 69 somewhere in it

And people who use AOL Instant Messenger have profiles such as:
kaytie ~ omg lmao sista u r da best
bffl lub ya

Here's a hint:
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
If we cared, we would ask. But we don't, so we don't need to see it in your profile.
cUtIeBlNd6986848: omg lol. u r so fun-e!!1
by robart July 16, 2004
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-a crappy isp for low lifes
-they give you 1000 hours of online time dedicated for loading the first "welcome" page
-america off line
-a good source of cds to shoot/constucth things/melt/or anything else
-forget buying clay pigons, i just use aol cds
-aol cds can be used for coasters
-aol cds can be used to reflect light in someones eyes
by none July 17, 2004
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An internet service provider that feeds off the weak and ill-informed.
Started in the early 1990s, this ISP grew exponentially with the birth of internet communication and commerce. Holding free-release patents to such technologies as instant messaging and spam filters, America Online, at the very least, is responsible for the internet as we see it today.
However, there is a dark side. AOL sports more popup adds and spam than you can shake a stick at and lacks any domestic technical support. Ironically, the only facilities AOL houses in the United States of America are Cancellation Call Centers and Subscription Ques. I would venture to guess that this is a tactic to lull potential customers and saved customers into a false sense of security.
Call centers for cancellation exist in Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Florida, Utah, Toronto, and Virginia. If you care to visit one of these fine establishments, make sure to bring an armored tank or helicopter gunship because those Call Centers are guarded like Fort Knox.
by The Majestik Moose July 15, 2005
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The only internet company that tries to convince it's users that going faster is "dangerous"
I "go fast" and I've never gottan a virus. Suck on that, AOL.
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AOL stopped sending me thin circular flying objects. demo discs only last 1 flight, yet are fun.
AOL flys in the sky, and hits the ground. really hard.
by DigitalX September 09, 2003
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Shittiest ISP ever. Their software completely fucks up your hard drive/operating system, and their internet service is very, very slow. Also, they LOVE to cram your mail box full of their crappy trial CDs (which can be used for coasters, so yes, they are good for something!)
AOL keeps giving me free coasters! WOOT!
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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