Top definition
A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush