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antivention 

Antonym for intervention. Where an intervention is an attempt by friends and family to convince someone to seek help with a substance abuse problem an antivention is an attempt to convince someone that they are spending too much time and energy on a generally wholesome activity and that it's affecting their drinking.
"Dude, where's Robert?" "He said he had to work." "Again? He never wants to party since he made Assistant Manager. That's it. Get Harold, Kumar, Barry, Landfill and Fink. We're going over to Robert's and having an antivention. Bring beer."
antivention by Logan Hawkes July 7, 2008
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Antifeminism 

Antifeminism is the idea that equal rights for "both" genders cannot be achieved by focusing on the rights one. Egalitarian Antifeminists argue against preferential treatment of women over men in our legal systems, the work place, schools and society in general. They wish to create a truly equal society which does not cater to either sex.

Male and females identify with this term

Though some are traditional and support celebrating the biological difference of men and women, instead of reinforcing the feminists dogma that we're the same... Which is not true in the least, any four year old with eyes can see that. Traditional antifeminists are for a more Patriarchal society in which men and women have clearly defined roles.

Males and females identify by this term.
Feminism - I fight for equal rights of women!

Antifeminism - So do I... just I do it for both men and women you sexist cows!
Antifeminism by Shield-Maiden December 30, 2013

antivaginal 

1) female form of "cock blocking" 2) the act of hindering, by whatever means, the chances of another female from getting a sexual encounter with a male.

**Not to be confused with the class of medications used to relieve chest pains, antianginals**
Cindy: can you believe that bitch just took that hott guy away from me?!

Martha: i know!...she just prescribed you an antivaginal.
antivaginal by di2agon926 March 13, 2010

Ativaning 

The act of taking Ativan in order to sleep or relax.
I’ll text you later. I’m ativaning in 5 minutes and will be passed out soon while drooling in my sleep.
Ativaning by MalibuPromises21 March 2, 2021

Antifeminist

Women and men who reject equality in pay, in the work place, and in the military based on biological differences, and in many cases based on religious doctrine

"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream." - Rush Limbaugh

"Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one is likely to do anything about that." - Golda Meir

"My analysis is that the gays are about 5% of the attack on marriage in this country, and the feminists are about 95%." - Phyllis Schlafly

"This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men." - George Gilder

"We must not allow ourselves to be deflected by the feminists who are anxious to force us to regard the two sexes as completely equal in position and worth." - Sigmund Freud

"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

"Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem." - Jerry Falwell
Antifeminists are at war with human rights and rational thinking.
Antifeminist by Freerules February 8, 2017

Antikennedy 

The polar opposite of America's 35th president, John F. Kennedy, who was totally rad and probably rolled up the Constitution to do blow off of some Harvard intern's cooter. The Antikennedy, however, is known to ruin nights by pointing out that blow is illegal and slapping a hooker is somehow "disrespectful to women". Lame.
Dude, John is a total ballgarbler. He called the cops on me when I started choking a stripper! Man, he's like the antikennedy or something.
Antikennedy by umgah August 19, 2010

Antifeminist

A group established to fight against the cause feminism. Often claiming to be egalitarian, they tend to renounce current woman issues while primarily focusing on men's issues. Their main cause is an anti-cause. Often reciting misogynistic and sexist views while butchering statistics to subjects they know nothing about. They are woman's problems.
The silliest thing about these antifeminists, is they don't understand the plight of feminism.

I don't understand that if I believe in sexist roles, that I'm not for equality. I'm an antifeminist, not an egaltarian.

Antifeminist have a distrupted feminist issues and failed all throughout history