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Antipasto 

Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"
Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!
Antipasto by DanCes April 17, 2014

Antzpantz 

When a male pops a boner
Andrew is antzpantz when he sees alonzo
Antzpantz by DrPhil October 17, 2003

Antiantianti 

Yooo antiantianti kiddo
Antiantianti by BennyBoy09 November 18, 2021

Antianthroexistentialism 

the belief that humans shouldn't exist
I believe in antianthroexistentialism. Perhaps I should find a way to eliminate the human population.

Antipasti 

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".
The antipasti will surely doom us all...

antipancakeism 

the oppisite of pancake very emo hermit who lives in a cold environment who never goes outside hates fishing and does not surf.
hes showing antipancakeism today
antipancakeism by tcon89 October 22, 2011