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1. pro-smoker
The opposite of an anti-smoker. Love smoking and feel good about it.
Leilene was smoking again after class! She says she will never quit and those who want her to can go fuck themselves. She's such a pro-smoker!
2. pro-smoker
The opposite of an anti-smoker.
They're having another pro-smoker meeting in the lounge. Wanna go, they've got free donuts.
3. Smoke Shack
A small outbuilding, usually unheated, has no air conditioning, where employees go to enjoy smoking a cigarette while anti-smoking Nazi's walk by and give them hateful looks.

Many times you will find non smokers there too. They are there because they like the conversation that sometimes goes on at a smoke shack.

Smokers go there for many different reasons. The main one being that they don't want to offend their non smoking friends. They also know that for many people smoking is not healthy. Many of them want to quit,have tried to quit, but then a anti-smoking Nazi will get in their face and tell them they are evil people." This has the reverse effect on a smoker and makes them want a cigarette even more."
Two anti-smoking nazis are walking by a smoke shack.
Nazi 1; "Look at that Smoke Shack." "Those people are the scum of the earth."
Nazi 2; " Whenever I see somebody smoking a cigarette I wanna smash it in their face, they really piss me off."

People in the smoke shack " Wow, look at the hateful looks those people are giving us."

Old Man in smoke shack: " Y'all wanna hear a funny story?"

Smoke Shack People; " Oh good!" "Another funny story."

Ols man; " I've known both of them for years." " Yall know I have nothing against pot but let me tell you that those two still smoke pot every night when they get home."

Smoke Shack people; " WHAT???" THEY SMOKE???"

OLd Man " Yes I know...it sounds crazy...but it's true." They consider it a herb and believe it's healthful." "They are actually taking in more tar and nicotine in one joint than i will by smoking a pack of cigarettes."

reformed dope dealer; Laughs and says " He's right and that aint all they do." " The old man knows because he used to smoke pot himself but gave it up years ago."

Old man: " I wish you would not tell that shit on me." "Yes it's true." " I smoked pt socially but gave it up when I got married." "it was damn lonely to be a single man on a Saturday night back then."
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4. anti-smoking
cunts who have no life or brain so they bitch 24/7 about smoking.
get a life, it's people's choice! where's free will?
the reason smoking is unhealthy is because you have to put up with anti-smoking bullshit.
on a street:
anti-smoking dumbass: you know smoking is bad for you *while drinking large amounts of coffee*
smoker: oh, really?
5. Rap-Star Smoker
A person who smokes weed and then is a straight baller after, as a rap star is
"Fuck yeah I can drive after we smoked that blunt cause I'm a rap-star smoker"
6. Smoker's Circle
Often seen at college campuses and other places with strict policies toward smoking, these are a byproduct of the growing anti-smoking trend. By controlling where smokers can go to have their cigarettes, the smoke-free movement has created a social group based around smoking. These groups often take the form of a circle as more arrive, and are united at very least by the fact that those present smoke. In the time it takes to finish a cigarette, members can quickly discover goals, views, etc that they have in common with others. This phenomenon also adds to the allure of cigarettes, by bringing people who do not smoke into smoking areas for the sake of good conversation, and can often lead to them becoming smokers as well. This decision to become a full-fledged member of the smoker's circle is often rationalized by stating the health detriments of how much second-hand smoke is already being inhaled without the psychological benefit of nicotine. Sometimes these members are actually social smokers, smoking exclusively at the smoker's circle or other times when they are surrounded by smokers, using the same rationalization as previously stated.

Because of the smoker's circle, "smoke-friending" is becoming more and more viable. Upon arrival in an unfamiliar area, smokers are able to meet people they may have otherwise not given a moment's attention. This also attracts new smokers, as some join in an effort to gain companionship when other methods are not as effective as planned.
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7. Minocracy
Is a system of social imbalance where a minority (or many minority groups) dictate and set the rules for the majority to follow. Unlike Totalitarianism, Marxism, Communism, this has many people sharing ideological and moral power over the vast majority who are afraid to voice disagreement for fear of being labelled Politically Incorrect, homophobic, Xenophobic, Racist, Anti-Semitic, Anti-Islam, etc.
A Minocratic system, is where minority groups have a much louder voice and say than the majority of the population. Whether the Minocratic ideas/ideals are right, relevant or true, is of no importance, neither is the will to tolerate other ideas that differ from theirs.
A Minocratic system is the killer of free speech, free will and freedom of choice due to the fact that, in a true Democracy, men are equal and have a right to voice their opinions, Minocracies discourage these fundamental principles by trying to mould and control the way we think and feel about the world to suit their agenda.
A common tool of manipulation by a Minocratic group is guilt.
Gay lifestyle being pushed and main streamed in spite of the majority of the population being heterosexual.
The rights and welfare of criminals being far more important than those of the victims, even though the majority (or any sane person) firmly believe the rights of victims should outweight the rights of the perpetrator.
The introduction of Halal approved foods here in Australia aimed at the Islamic minority without consideration for the majority. This is also an issue in the European Union countries such as France (Vive la France) who oppose to be subdued by the Islamic Minocracy.
The allocation of welfare benefits being unfairly allocated to migrants while the vast majority of struggling families' rights are neglected, public housing waiting lists are a typical example.
Whether I agree with smoking or not, people have a choice to do so or not, being smoker in today's Minocratic society is parallel to being a leper or a heretic.
And in Australia during the federal election, a Minority of Independents (3) gave the balance of power to the Labour party who came second to the Coalition Party in the number of votes, 3 people decided the political fate of 22 million, if that is not Minocracy then what is?
Global Warming and Climate Change are some of the biggest Minocratic ploys to manipulate the vast majority, often for economic and social advantages over the majority who are suspicious of such theories as they are yet to be proven beyond reasonable doubt.
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