Anti-bac Fap

When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.

John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.

John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.

Anti-bac Fap by Builtuponthesand February 9, 2015

Anti-bitch Buffer 

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

Anti-bitch Buffer by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009

anti-burns 

The term used to describe the disastrous situation when a man is robbed of his sideburns. They are not only completely shaved off up to the ear but actually above the ear. This horrific look has snuck up on many a male who does not specifically tell the barber "I want to keep my sideburns and do not want you to give me anti-burns".

The anti-burn look is often seen on military personnel (only time that anti-burns are acceptable), offensive linemen, nascar fans, policemen, rednecks, and bull-dikes.

Dude lets get out of here, this Kenny Chesney concert is a sea of tanktop sunburn lines and anti-burns.

anti-burns by KurtRambis March 8, 2009

anti bromance 

An anti-bromance is the exact opposite of bromance in which 2 guys openly display hatred for each other often enjoying the abuse to the point it's almost sexual to them.

Troll: I hate that asshole
Asshole: I hate you too
Troll: FUUU OFFFF
Asshole: no YOU FUUU OFFF
RandomUser: you both argue everyday over the same BS, damn anti bromance and shit o.O

anti bromance by aliaz September 25, 2011

Anti-Belieber™ 

A popstar named 'Justin Bieber' has become a high risk to our world today, in addition to being a disgrace to music. What is known as the 'Belieb' virus is widely spread now, affected people are known as 'Beliebers'.

Some 'Beliebers' have reported to clinics with the following symptoms: Occasional 'biebergasm', and fainting just at the sight of 'Justin Bieber'; Many teenage girls are now affected by this dangerous virus, and W.H.O are working day and night to stop this crisis. Many researches have found out that possibly, 'Justin Bieber' hitting puberty, can be a cure to vast amounts of 'Beliebers', but at this moment, no cure has been found. The only solution at this moment, to stop the spread of this virus, is to have the ‘Beliebers’ killed; Many people have reported how immature and annoying 'Beliebers' can get, as a result of this virus.

Our Anti-Belieber™ systems, with our inredible ABS® technology, have been proven to be an effective tool into hunting down ‘Beliebers’ over the web, manipulating them in any way possible, and reporting the number of their deaths.

Anti-Belieber™ systems are constantly scanning the web in order to cease this chaos.

BREAKING NEWS: Anti-Belieber™ systems have found out an amount of 5,369 suicides due to the trending of "RIP JUSTIN BIEBER" on Twitter.

Anti-Belieber™ by Cgsoldier333 January 16, 2011

anti-bird grille 

A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme.

Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?

Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?

Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.

Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?

Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?

Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?

Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?

Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably

Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth

Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.

anti-bird grille by Gun Arvidssen January 19, 2009

ANTI-BOOM 

The feeling of pending doom after receiving good news followed instantly by bad news.

Lucinda was in a meeting at work and received a text message with some really exciting news, making her scream out the word BOOM to all her fellow co workers. She smiled to the heavens but then shortly afterwards she received some news of the bad variety thus forcing to shout out the word "ANTI-BOOM"

OMFG this ANTI-BOOM is too much to handle.

ANTI-BOOM by Russdaboss January 18, 2019