The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.
blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate
by cypherserg November 01, 2007
when you are getting a blowjob and pull your dick out of her mouth before you cum and jab her in the eye with your erect cock. while she is in pain you jizz on her face, futher pissing her off to where she grunts like a pirate.
did you see your moms black eye? yea, i gave her an angry pirate last night.
by Byrdman2330 July 21, 2010
when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises
Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate
by Trevnasty February 12, 2008
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!
by D. Rodriguez November 10, 2010
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!
by D. Rodriguez November 08, 2010
The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.
Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED!!!
by Greg Trzyna March 08, 2008
while being sucked off finish off in her eye then kick her in the shins so she'll let out an "ARRGGG" effect while she is hopping around in pain as if she had a peg leg, and if you want to be professional about it put your pubes right up on her chin so she has a beard.
Andrew,last night your sister was sucking me off in your room then she bit my dick on accident so I was pretty pissed.
So I gave her an angry pirate, she says she still has no vision in her right eye.
by Shastaman November 13, 2007

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