angry orchard

Blow job with apple juice in your mouth

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

by mullens patron August 6, 2015

angry orchard

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.

That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.

by the clowns are us August 1, 2017

angry orchard

When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.

She has an angry orchard down there.

by Badass85 August 8, 2015

Angry Orchard

Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men

I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .

by Stickhergood December 15, 2018

Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

by Username 1552 December 19, 2020