Andrew

A wet don who thinks he gets bare girls. He only has like 4 friends. He has a sexy body but a dead personality. He thinks he's all dat because he uses girls for his dick's pleasure. He also has a nose like Pinocchio.

A1: Bruv andrew's so wet
Certiii: Ahlie look at him fam

by Abdulah Rahman February 21, 2020

Andrew

A complete stud who all girls want to fuck. He has a large cock and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people.

I wish i were like andrew

by hhhahhahahahahahah June 11, 2005

Andrew

A Communist Russian spy who enjoys offensive memes from 9gag and often has spasms when in Boston. An Andrew has tendencies to stare up at the ceiling and forget how to call on a phone. He is very talented in sportsball and tennis. He will also tend to eat road salt and erasers. When Andrew is at a park he will find there lake, air on a rock in the middle of it, and find imaginary turtles. Andrew is one of the shortest people you will meet but is not the shortest that’s is a Sam. He is the perfect size to throw out a window. He can not say babadook but will try anyways. An Andrew appears innocent until you unlock the dark side in him. Once you unlock you can never put it back. No matter how much you want to. He is a sinner and a Soviet turtle. Make sure to give him some skin, but no to much skin. He also loves himself some good old creamy tea.

Person 1: man oh man that Andrew is a special snowflake

Person 2: he sure ain’t no normie

by Emoji movie October 22, 2017

Andrew

A man who relishes performing orgasmic oral sex for hours.

Hey what's your new boyfriend like?
Great! He's a total Andrew.

by beelzebub97 March 30, 2011

Andrew

Andrew is the best in every way
the closest thing to mortal perfection
born of Hercules and Athena

his name literally means "worrier"
he is best known for beating chunk Norris in an arm wrestle

"GIRL" hey have you talked to Andrew yet?
"GIRL 2" no not yet why?
"GIRL" well you have no life till you meet him
"GIRL 2" WHERE is he??
"GIRL" legend has it that he lives no were but has a home every were

by Girl_loves_Andrew March 13, 2012

Andrew

The. BEST. Person. You will ever. Meet. I luffles him. So very much. >//> He's sweet, kind, funneh, understanding, GYAH THE LIST GOES ON. Aka, perfect/mine. <3

If you ever read this I'll be so very embarrassed, you'll probably know who it is. x3; But, I love you Andrew. .//.

by Jackielufflesyou>//> May 1, 2009

Andrew

Andrew is the most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, sweet, kind, caring, hot, awesome person i have ever met in my whole entire life.

"Amor vincit omnia" - Love Conquers All.

...i dont need an example, trust me, if you met Andrew you would think the same thing! :)

by lil_lowa September 14, 2008